Abusive RPG
ABUSIVE RPG
FAKE AD • NO REAL MONEY — Abusive patterns as satire
A pay-to-wait simulator that plays itself.
Welcome to the most honest dishonest idle RPG on itch.io. No real money. All fake. Every dark pattern turned up to 11 as a joke.
The Loop:
You hit a WALL. WALL HP = 500 × 1.65^LVL • THORNS 8+LVL*2 / 1.1s. You do AUTO ATTACK every 0.62s, AUTO SKILL every 5s. Or let it play itself.
Features lifted straight from the build:
- AUTO EVERYTHING: AUTO PLAY, AUTO ATTACK, AUTO SKILL, AUTO WATCH AD, AUTO LEVEL UP — buys when affordable (1s check), game playing itself...
- FAKE ADS: ● FAKE AD PLAYING - PAUSED, PREPARING FAKE AD..., FAKE AD 5-10s • EVERY 30s, WATCH VIDEO FOR FREE GEMS!!!, WATCH AD FOR GEMS → SPINNING FOR 1000 GEMS...
- ABSURD SCALING: UPGRADES ATK +3 / HP +20, LEVEL COST 100 × 1.92^LVL, WALL HP 500 × 1.65^LVL — Level 1 → ∞ grind
- LEGENDARY CHEST 99.99% OFF: WAS 99999 GEMS → NOW FREE!? $99.99 → $0.01 FAKE, YOUR WALL IS WEAK — 99% OF PLAYERS BUY POWER - WILL YOU? BUY POWER - $0.00 FAKE — MEME ONLY
- MUSIC YOU CONTROL: INSTRUMENT — 6 ENGINES, SONG SELECT — 8 MELODIES, VOLUME, NOW PLAYING, ACTIVE: +200% GOLD NEXT WALL, WHOLE SONG BONUS! +200% GOLD NEXT WALL!
- CONVERT: 100 💎 → 5000 G, GOLD, GEMS, LVL
It's RAID SHADOW WALLS meets idle satire. Farm for hours to get +0 gold after 3000 ads watched. The game knows it's abusive — that's the point.
No real money. All fake. Abusive patterns as satire.
BEGIN - PLAY ABUSIVE IDLE RPG →
DEVELOPER NOTES:
This build is entirely in HTML5 and based on a Unity prototype.
If you would like me to update and expand this file please consider donating.
Let me know in the comments what desired improvements or bugs you experience and we will update it for Version 2.
Abusive RPG is free to play, if you would like to purchase the zip file you can use the source code to Abusive RPG in your projects.
| Published | 22 hours ago |
| Status | In development |
| Platforms | HTML5 |
| Author | retrogames10000 |
| Tags | auto-play, Clicker, fake-ads, html5, idle-game, idle-rpg, no-real-money, Parody, pay-to-wait, satire |
| AI Disclosure | AI Assisted, Code |
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