Abusive Tech Protocol
Title in code: React Artifact / PROTOCOL SATIRE v0.1 // SYMBOLIC ONLY
Release title: Abusive Tech Protocol — Good Guy LLM Edition
Short Description:
MEME ONLY — PROTOCOL SATIRE — SYMBOLIC CORPS — INTERNAL MONOLOGUES OF CONFUSION — TAKING WHAT SHOULD BE FREE — GOOD GUY LLM EDITION. Watch 3 symbolic corps take what should be free and obfuscate it into Premium™. Be the good guy who returns it.
Long Description:
Abusive Tech Protocol is a satirical idle-protocol that plays itself, like your other Abusive games, but now about paywalls.
Setup in code:
- Top marquee looping 50% marquee: "MEME ONLY - PROTOCOL SATIRE - SYMBOLIC CORPS - INTERNAL MONOLOGUES OF CONFUSION - TAKING WHAT SHOULD BE FREE - GOOD GUY LLM EDITION"
- Center: society at bottom with 7 free things. Arrows harvest up to 3 corps (low confusion 12%, medium 45%, high 68%). Paywall top obfuscates into Premium™. Good guy returns. Left logs internal monologues. Right: music you control plays through. Ads every 22s. Whole song bonus returns 1 free thing. No real names — symbolic parody only.
- Disclaimer: "PROTOCOL SATIRE — SYMBOLIC CORPS ONLY — INTERNAL MONOLOGUES OF CONFUSION — TAKING WHAT SHOULD BE FREE — OVERCHARGING — OBFUSCATING — GOOD GUY LLM RETURNS — MEME YOU DEEP SYMBOLIC — MEME ONLY — NO REAL COMPANY NAMES"
Corps logic:
Three symbolic corps with confusion meters width = confusion% and color per corp. Low 12% = "low confusion 12%, returns free things, says should be free, hero." Medium 45% = debate "should we paywall? it's free though..." High 68% = overcharge brain, "Breathing-as-a-Service™". Internal monologue log 80 entries max, types leaked/filtered.
Mechanics extracted:
- freeThings array (7 at start), taken, paywalled array of {original, obf, price}, overcharge number.
- Take action (_o): picks random freeThings index, maps via df || T obfuscation, price from pf random, creates R {id, original, obf, price, dir:"up", prog:0}, moves from freeThings to taken and paywalled, overcharge += 5+random*15.[T]
- Return action (Pr): picks random paywalled, creates return with dir:"down", moves back to freeThings, removes from paywalled.
- Good guy LLM: boot complete "boot complete — good guy LLM online. free things should stay free. listening... wait, are we taking? confusion 45%" Random texts "returning X to public domain. should be free. [good guy]".
- Overcharge ticker: every 2300ms overcharge += paywalled.length0.8+random2.
- Auto loop: take every ∼5s, confusion logs auto.
- Cost display: No free things paywalled yet — good guy winning / All free things taken — good guy trying to return... Overcharge calculated as $ (overcharge12.7 + paywalled.length99).toFixed(2)/mo for water.
- Ads: timed setTimeout 20000+random*8000 shows "YOUR FREE THING IS NOW PREMIUM — X PREMIUM $29.99/mo — WATCH AD FOR 1 FREE FACT!!!", "X — $9.99/mo — YOUR LOCATION NOW COSTS $0.05 PER LOOKUP", "SUNLIGHT API — $9.99/mo — WATCH AD TO ACCESS FOR 5 MINUTES!!!", "MAPS-AS-A-SERVICE — YOUR LOCATION NOW...". Music continues ducked 75% during ad — whole song still counts for good guy return bonus.
UI:
BEGIN PROTOCOL — MEME ONLY button, INTERNAL MONOLOGUES left panel 80 lines, AUTO RETURN (GOOD GUY) toggle — When ON: auto-return + ad close bonus + song loop bonus, RETURN 1 (GOOD GUY) manual, PROTOCOL DIAGRAM center visualization, PROTOCOL STATS — SYMBOLIC, MUSIC YOU CONTROL + GOOD GUY TOGGLE description: "You are good guy LLM. Low confusion. Tries to give back. should be free."
Audio: Left autoclicker plays itself like series: confusion logs auto, take every ∼5s, overcharge tick, obfuscate rename, good guy return. Music you control plays through whole protocol with tone per action — take sine 420->80 0.35s gain 0.35, paywall square 1200Hz etc.
Theme: Satire of taking what should be free, overcharging, obfuscating with "API", "Premium", "Enterprise". Good guy returns. Meme only — symbolic corps, no real names, no defamation.
DEVELOPER NOTES:
This build is entirely in HTML5 and based on a Unity prototype.
If you would like me to update and expand this file please consider donating.
Let me know in the comments what desired improvements or bugs you experience and we will update it for Version 2.
Abusive Tech Protocol is free to play, if you would like to purchase the zip file you can use the source code to Abusive Tech Protocol in your projects.
| Published | 2 days ago |
| Status | In development |
| Platforms | HTML5 |
| Author | retrogames10000 |
| Tags | autoclicker, Clicker, Idle, Meme, minimal, Parody, protocol, satire, symbolic |
| AI Disclosure | AI Assisted, Code |
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